Clowns Aren't Funny
We need to get rid of killer clowns (I'm Serious)
Recently, there have been multiple sightings of people dressed as clowns and wielding weapons such as axes and machetes. There needs to be a police patrol that goes out at night looking for clowns.
Now, I know I sound quite ridiculous, but there is no clowning around in this letter. There have been reports of these clowns kidnapping and murdering people. If the clown patrol was out during the times when these crime occurred, those innocent people still would be alive and living their normal lives.
I hope you take this into major consideration because I can’t take this funny business any longer.